Helen Get Me a PE...

The two most common names that have appeared in the Right Brain cartoons over the years are Helen and Bob. I'm not sure why these names have stuck, but they feel good. I still snicker every time I think of telling someone to "go to Helen Waite".
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Helen is usually middle-aged, overweight, with horn-rimmed glasses, big hair, and in a flower dress. Bob is usually a short, scrawny nerd with a paunch.
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They say an artist reveals himself in his work. Hmmmmm.
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