They say that laziness is really just resting before you get tired.
Did you hear about the lazy engineer who was fired from his engineering job so he opened a medical clinic? He put a sign above his door that said, "Any ailment cured for $500 or we pay you $1,000."
One day, the director of a competing clinic decides to expose the engineer as a charlatan and pays him a visit.
Director: "I've lost my sense of taste"
Engineer: "Nurse, put 3 drops from that pink vial on the patient's tongue."
Director: "This is gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! Your taste has been restored! That'll be $500."
A few days later, the director comes back and tries again, this time claiming that he has memory loss.
Engineer: "Nurse, put 3 drops from that pink vial on the patient's tongue."
Director: "But that's gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! Your memory loss has been cured! That'll be $500."
The director returns again several days later determined to get his money back. "I've lost my vision," he says.
Engineer: "I've got no medicine for that, so here's your $1,000," and he hands the director a one dollar bill.
Director: "But this is only $1!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! Your vision is back! That'll be $500."
