Revised Version of the Revisions

There are two kinds of construction drawings: 

Those that have been revised, 

And those that haven’t been revised—yet.

I Used AI...

AI is making us incredibly efficient. AI attends the meeting, writes the notes, prepares the proposal, reviews it, and summarizes the results. Before long, the only ones who will actually know what’s going on will be the AIs.

Updated Terms and Conditions

Smart homes are supposed to make life easier. Sometimes they do. Other times they make you feel like you need a full-time IT department just to change the thermostat, dim the lights, or convince the fridge to let you have a snack.

And what if the Wi-Fi is down?

I read about a guy whose smart toilet wouldn’t flush because it was controlled through his phone — and the data center had been down for three hours. The help line told him to flush it with a bucket of water. That would have worked, except his smart faucets weren’t working either!

I think the smartest house is still the one where the light switch turns on the light, the faucet turns on the water, and the fridge doesn’t make you agree to updated terms and conditions before dinner.

Design Feature

As we celebrate America’s 250th anniversary, we remember the courage, vision, and genius of the founders who helped create this remarkable nation. They gave us life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness...and a bell with what may be the most famous “intentional design feature” in American history.

The Liberty Bell may be cracked, but the ideals it represents are anything but broken. This Fourth of July, I’m grateful for the founders, for the freedoms they secured, and for the enduring opportunity we have to keep building on the foundation they laid.

Should Be Hard Enough...

 

This concrete pour went smoothly, right up until the end. Poor planning put him in a corner. I know the feeling. In my younger days, I did the same thing while finishing a basement floor. After troweling myself into a corner, I had to climb out and let my two younger brothers lower me upside down over the wall to finish the last spot.

Yes...No...Yes...No...

Communication is often assumed but rarely achieved. As the saying goes, nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood. That may be why some construction problems begin not with bad work, but with one innocent question and two very different interpretations. Somewhere between the question and the answer, clarity turned on its blinker and headed the wrong direction.

Walking or Driving?

Not everyone is good at directions.  

Take the guy who hated his wife's cat, Elvis.  One day he decided to get rid of Elvis by driving him 20 blocks from home and dumping him at a park.  As the man pulled back into his driveway, there was Elvis sitting on the porch.

The next day, he decided to take Elvis 40 blocks away, but when he arrived home, Elvis was already waiting.

This went on for days.  Each time, the man drove further and took more confusing routes.  Still, Elvis always beat him home.

Finally, determined to solve the problem, he drove several miles away through winding streets, unfamiliar neighborhoods, dark alleys, and turns in every direction.  Satisfied that Elvis could never find his way back, he dumped him and started home.

A few hours later, he phoned his wife.

"Is Elvis there?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "why?"

"Put him on," said the man, "I'm lost and need directions!"

Still Under Construction

Why is it that it seems to take forever for road construction to end?  And even after the road looks done, the cones and barrels stay up long enough for everyone to forget what it looked like without them.  At that point, they're not traffic control anymore.  They're decor.  Part of the road's character.  They quietly transition from work zone to permanent, long-term infrastructure.

401k

This may be the same the guy who resolved to stop impulse buying and celebrated by impulse buying a self-help book about impulse buying.

 

The Deadline Stays the Same

Both deliver under pressure.

And, as Tim Allen's character says in The Santa Clause, they're both giving.  They're both jolly.  And they both work very hard one day a year.

Except in construction, that "one day" may last all year long.

Just for fun, here's this cartoon animated by Grok: 

https://grok.com/imagine/post/8a50a397-410b-4a8b-b8dd-9b8eb7435d16?source=post-page&platform=web

Cut Thanksgiving Costs

 

With the turkey running about 32% of the total cost of a Thanksgiving dinner, some might suggest there are less expensive alternatives to consider.  My grandma and I would disagree.

The Amazing BIM Machine

It's a beautiful thing when the entire team is in sync, when each member knows their role and performs it with excellence, working as one with their teammates toward a common goal.  Like a high-performance precision machine, the output is both powerful and efficient.  Such teamwork doesn't happen by accident; it's built on a foundation of trust and shaped by disciplined, persistent effort over time.   

You're Fired!

 

Some people brighten a room when they walk in... others when they walk out.  And then there are those, like this guy, who make the team stronger when they're no longer on it.  

As Jim Collins put it in Good to Great: 

"Letting the wrong people hang around is unfair to all the right people."

Your Bill?

Will people like this guy be the only ones left with a job after AI takes over?  

Some predict that by 2040, more than half of all jobs will be replaced or radically transformed by artificial intelligence.  

But, not to worry.  As Dirty Jobs host Mike Rowe says, "People who can adapt, solve problems, and show up consistently will always be in demand — AI or not."  

We've been here before.  Blacksmiths who once forged horseshoes and horseless carriages became auto mechanics and fabricators.  Telegraph operators transitioned into radio and telecom technicians.  Factory workers now manage and maintain the robotic systems that once threatened to replace them.  Entire industries powered by AI—and the jobs that go with them—haven't even been invented yet.

Red Meat

I love a good ribeye, and if eating red meat is unhealthy, then I guess I'll take my chances.

Reminds me of the guy who asked his doctor, "Will live into my 80s?"

"Depends," said the doctor. "Do you smoke? Drink? Use drugs? Spend time in the sun? Drive fast cars? Chase women? Eat red meat?"

"No, no, no, I don't do any of that," he replied.

The doctor was astonished.  "Then...what do you have to live for?"

Herding Cats

Seems like this should be mandatory coursework!

It takes serious skill and experience for an architect to wrangle a posse of consultants—or for a contractor to ride herd on a gaggle of subcontractors—all while keeping the owner happy and the project on time and on budget.  They have to be part diplomat, part babysitter, and part juggler...and occasionally part firefighter, therapist, and magician—all while maintaining the illusion that everything is perfectly under control.  

Not At Work Anymore

This cartoon is wrong—everyone knows all construction workers go to Heaven!

Construction work is enjoyable and rewarding...most of the time.  But some jobs can feel an awful lot like hell.  

In my younger days, I worked for my dad's small construction company.  One summer during high school, I spent several days in the blazing sun breaking up sidewalks with a sledge hammer, hauling the broken chunks of concrete in a wheelbarrow, loading them onto a pickup by hand—and then unloading them the same way.  It was exhausting, dirty, and miserable work.  Coincidentally, that's also when I started thinking seriously about a different career path.

As the old proverb goes, "Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life."  Unless that job involves breaking up sidewalk in August.
 

Soft Tacos Tonight!

Camping is good for the soul. There’s nothing quite like sleeping under the stars, nestled in a warm bag as a cool, pine-scented breeze drifts through the trees. I’ve spent plenty of nights like that, with nothing overhead but a sky full of stars—and so far, I’ve only been eaten by mosquitoes.

Still Fits!

Most of us put on a few pounds as we age, but it happens so gradually we barely notice until we try to squeeze into an old favorite buried in the back of the closet.  And in that moment, reality clings tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after a 7-day cruise buffet.  

Except for this lady—one of the rare few who can still claim to have (at least part of) her high school figure.

Desk is Empty

...or is it a sign of genius?

Does a little chaos foster creativity, or does it hinder the ability to focus? 

I need a tidy and orderly workspace.  Those who find chaos stimulating may say I'm just too lazy to look for my stuff.  

They're probably not wrong.