Engineers have a knack for overthinking things. Wait 'til this guy learns about the accelerator and the brakes. No doubt he'll spend the next hour pondering potential performance upgrades.
Reminds me of a keen observation by Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert: "To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories: (1) things that need to be fixed, and (2) things that will need to be fixed after you’ve had a few minutes to play with them. Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”
