They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and clearly the beauty of some things is enhanced for those with poor vision. Take, for example, the man who sued the hospital after his wife had surgery there because she was no longer attracted to him. Turns out his wife had cataract surgery, and all the hospital did was fix her eyesight.
Reminds me of a lawyer, a priest, and an engineer who were golfing buddies. One day they found themselves stuck behind an agonizingly slow group of the worst golfers they'd ever seen. Out of frustration, they storm into the clubhouse to complain.
"They're retired firefighters who lost their eyesight saving orphans from a burning building. They love to golf, so we let them play for free," said the manager.
"As a man of God, I feel terrible for getting angry at those men," said the priest, ashamed of himself. "At my next sermon, I'll pass around a collection plate for their families."
"And I'll have my law firm open a case to get them restitution for their injuries," said the lawyer.
The engineer says, "Why can't they just play at night?"
