...and the related story my dad used to tell of the new guy on the construction crew who cuts the board too short so his boss sends him to the superintendent to ask for a "board stretcher".
...or the electrician who instructs his apprentice to "wipe up the voltage drops".
...or the engineer who's told his design is an ID 10 T solution.
...or the new attorney who's sent to fetch a stack of "verbal agreement forms".
