The Grinch with Jim Carrey is one of my all-time favorite movies. I love the line when Grinch and his dog Max are trudging back to his cave carrying a few bags of toxic waste with a "fantastic" stench that have just spewed from the spigot high on Mount Crumpet. Grinch turns to Max and says something like, "we'll come back later and get the rest. Of course, when I say we, I mean you!"
One time back when Wright Engineers had just opened its doors, as a joke I had a baseball cap embroidered with our logo on the front and "Will Calc' For Food" embroidered across the back.
I advise everyone who goes on a wilderness excursion to be sure to have a structural engineer close by for just such an emergency. Should you find yourself up a creek without a paddle, a having a contractor along would also be a good idea. 
My thanks to activists and protesters everywhere for providing the inspiration. 
This particular hybrid technology was originally invented by Fred Flintstone back when impending global cooling was the concern. 
Some naïve people incorrectly assume that if choosing the "lowest bidder" is a good way to save money when selecting a plumber, then using the "cheapest engineer" will also save money. More often than not, though, saving pennies with cheap engineering actually increases the bottom-line cost of the project. 
I'm just a humble structural engineer, so I'm not sure if there is such as a thing as a size 12 pump - but there ought to be. 
You always want to make sure you thoroughly test your new brand internally before unveiling it to the public.
